he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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