you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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