hell yes lets make some ravioli
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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