I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
