The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
Randomize
