at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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