This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
