just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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