Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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