youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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