I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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