Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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