Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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