I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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