DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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