It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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