I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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