That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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