Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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