whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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