I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
