you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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