Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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