i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
So much Jack, so little girl.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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