it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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