I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
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