omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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