Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize