I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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