Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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