I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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