sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
That reminds me...we need to get swords
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Randomize
