that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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