He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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