Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
