I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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