roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
be right there i have to get my cape
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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