I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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