That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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