Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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