In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
