We're like a lot better than the average bears
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
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