i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
