The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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