oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
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Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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