Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
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