yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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