A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Randomize
