people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
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Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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