dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Randomize
