this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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