do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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