Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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