I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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