3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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