We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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