If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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