As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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