doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
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