I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Randomize
